The Dangling Modifier

Jul 28

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Jul 28
Jul 28

chokoraitodisuko:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

Jul 28

Dream show

captoring:

postmodernismruinedme:

shitgordonramsaysays:

middle1:

Chef Ramsay tracks down every idiot who’s ever made a woman-belong-in- the-kitchen “joke” and forces them to explain why it’s funny while he’s shouting at them

I have a deep need for this.

The thing is, he would probably do this.

lol too bad he actually wouldn’t as he is a rampant misogynist and has even stated in an interview he thinks women should go back to the kitchen 

Jul 28

kinseycoatedfury:

deductionhunters:

pleatedjeans:

Douchey Rich Kids of Snapchat (24 Pics)

Do you ever just want to punch someone in the face

just feel good knowing that credit card is probably hella gross and covered in germs

Hah, as if anyone with an American Express black card would actually need a knife or butter their own bread.

Look that shit up.

$7,500 initiation fee.
$2,500 annual fee.

American Express actually made it to dispel rumors about an extremely exclusive card for those with no concern about money.

Jul 28
wtf-fun-factss:

How to get the temperature in F  - WTF fun facts

That’s a grasshopper

wtf-fun-factss:

How to get the temperature in F  - WTF fun facts

That’s a grasshopper

Jul 28
erikrojasphotography:

As I was walking along Sydney Harbor during a pretty sunset yesterday, I happened to run into Reel Big Fish (official). So here’s a portrait I took of them in all their Ska-God glory. Enjoy.
// ErikRojasvisual.com


»You encounter a wild Reel Big Fish

erikrojasphotography:

As I was walking along Sydney Harbor during a pretty sunset yesterday, I happened to run into Reel Big Fish (official). So here’s a portrait I took of them in all their Ska-God glory. Enjoy.

// ErikRojasvisual.com

»You encounter a wild Reel Big Fish
Jul 28

ATTENTION LGBTQ YOUTH IN TEXAS:

jackfrostciicle:

lezbian-chic:

Governor elections are coming up really soon.

Your main tickets are:

Tx. attorney general Greg Abbott (R)

Senator Wendy Davis (D)


Abbott is for “traditional values” AKA against gay rights.

Davis is all for LGBTQ rights.

IF WENDY DAVIS IS ELECTED TEXAS MAY FINALLY LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE BY NEXT YEAR.

ALL WE NEED TO DO IS VOTE!!!!!


REBLOG TO SAVE LIVES

everyone vote for wendy

Jul 28

caecilius12:

meliapond:

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

why can’t we be friends why can’t we be frieeeendds

because I HATE YOU, FUCK YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE

I’m all alone, there’s no one here beside me…

Jul 27

just-a-kitten-named-rabid:

trillgamesh:

deelekgolo:

Hey a heads up.

Nintendo is selling really discounted consoles right now.

You can get a Regular 3DS for $95 and a 3DS XL for $135

You can get the Wii U Deluxe Nintendo Land bundle for $200

i’ll always reblog these posts almost out of duty but it’s important you all know that they’re refurbished consoles with a one year warranty

NEED